38

 

I turned 38 this week! I couldn't think of what I wanted to do for my special day but I knew I wanted to do something. I ended up settling on bowling with my friends, and EPCOT.

Bowling was incredible. I thought Fang was going to kick our asses at bowling, but as it turns out we were all so very terrible at it. I think somehow Clay kicked all of our asses at bowling. We were a bit tight on money, but we managed to buy a pizza for the table and some sodas. 

After bowling we hit up the arcade and were playing various games. Of course I had to play the air hockey with anyone who would accept my challenge. I'm terrible at it and half the time I hit the puck backwards into my own goal, but I love the game. 

EPCOT was kind of a wash. 

I don't regret going. It was Clay, Kendlo, Fang, David and I with Mom. It was so awesome to be hanging out at the park with my Mom showing her off to my friends. Like seriously, my Mom is the fucking coolest and I like to make other people jealous about her.

Mom and I had a plan to drink around the world and have some food along the way. What had actually went down though was that the world happened to be in a collision with the suns corona that day and the land was ablaze. It was too hot to fucking drink. It was too hot to eat. There were no shadows on this particular day just a reflective sidewalk turning the environment into a convection oven.